Wearing his trademark scarf. It's cool, it's fine. The truth is, almost nobody wants to experience real nature. Jenny I know, uhm, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny. See for yourselves. Gossip Girl: And everyone knows the biggest present comes in the smallest box. Looks like Little J didnt spread her legs after all. [Blair looks down at her outfit and grimaces at the slight jab at her weight, but doesn't let her mother know it.]. Listen, this is all coming out to be wrong. And just as suddenly she's back. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend the last dinner together: Be proud of who you are. A tradition since the year 2000, each one more decadent than the last. Gossip Girl: But some gifts are for keeps. Its more than just getting into college, its setting a course for the rest of your life. Always works for your mother. Lily What do you mean? And I have been missing you for awhile. Erik Stylist and personal shopper. [Chuck starts kissing Jenny but after a few moments she pulls away again]. Dan So this this is a date? Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Hmm, why so thirsty, S? Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. can you tell me few scenes in which blair has long monologue which shows her acting skills and character? I just fail at putting myself back together. And its just a matter of time before this one snaps. Comic Female Monologue David Lindsay-Abaire - Good People. I'm gonna be late. [The guests notice Serena and start gossiping]. Blair often tells Serena why she is or isn't a solid friend, proving Blair's loyalty, compassion, and strong belief that people need to be there at all times if they're going to call each other pals. You know, walking to school togheter, dancing on tables at Bungalow, the nights when we were at your mom's country house. If you just hit "print" every single monologue will print!!! Oh my god. [Nate gets of the bed and starts getting dressed], [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - Serena is walking through the party guest who start talking behind her back]. XOXO. Without you, Im nothing. Flowers, maybe some jewellery if she's really upset. What time does the limo come? You kids could use some fun. Serena So I'm a little overdressed, aren't I? I told you I love parties. Jenny Maybe you'd care if dad's band was on 'Gossip Girl'. But dry your eyes: the 'Kiss On The Lips' party is around the corner. You seemed kind of upset last night. They wouldn't dream of ignoring each other or not talking for periods of time. Find a character or situation that you can relate too. Serena left town because of what happened between her and Nate, and there was even another love triangle when both girls had feelings for Dan. You know, it's actually kinda sad. Gossip Girl: Looks like Little J might end up with a boy and a ticket to the inner circle. The play can be done with two actors (see below) or 3w and 2m. - monologue of the insecure . Looks like gentlemen dont prefer blondes, Little J. Blair Well, we should get going then. The best dramatic monologues in cinema can be found within every genre. As a previous Senior Writer, she enjoys talking excessively about past and current TV. Lily: Let's not discuss this right now, ok? A. Didnt anyone teach you, Little J? It'll be like she doesn't exist. [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena is dancing on the bar, holding a bottle of champagne, Nate tries to stop her]. The sun will come out tomorrow. Hey, I was just about to ask the doctor if I could take Erik to breakfast. And I have the biggest news ever. GG: Looks like Daddys little girl isnt sugar and spice and everything nice after all. Gossip Girl: Whyd she leave? Dan Uh, you know you know, dad, there's this thing called 'myspace' where you post all this information online. Aya Tsintziras is a Senior Writer at Screen Rant who enjoys writing about TV and movies. The best part of Gossip Girl was seeing our favorite characters triumph over adversity and hard times. The characters of Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey, Chuck Bass, and Nate Archibald always came out on top regardless of who they were facing off against. Who said this family wasn't cool. An exclusive group of privileged teens from a posh prep school on Manhattan's Upper East Side whose lives revolve around the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl. Why'd she return? I have a feeling. Imagine Glengarry Glen Ross without Alec Baldwin's sales incentive monologue, "coffee's for closers," or Jack Nicholson's stern warning monologue, "you . What, they haven't let him out yet? Barbara Nitke/HBO Max. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I'm Dan Humphrey. I just wanted it to be a surprise. Rufus Yeah. And you know who loves parties? 3/5 This sort-of sequel to the Noughties teen hit is most fun when it embraces its ridiculousness and stops trying to get its characters to make odd pronouncements about privilege Lily Serena, you've been gone. Dramatic Monologue. She pays a few bucks for gossip to whoever is willing to give it. Don't be a slacker! Two Shades Away (drama) 1 Minute. Monologue is from CW's Gossip Girl episode 1x08 "Seventeen Candles" performed originally by Leighton Meester as Blair WaldorfActressInstagram: @SamiGotskindE. Also include the ballet, opera . It looks so realistic! It's just a rough patch, that's all. Although Blair schemes and treats people poorly during the first few seasons of the original show, she has a redemption arc and becomes a better person by the series finale. [While Chuck pours a glass of champagne, Jenny takes out her cell phone and starts texting], [EXT CLUB - Serena and Dan leave the club, Dan holds the door open for her]. Serena The Palace, 8 o'clock. There's nothing 'Gossip Girl' likes more than a good catfight. Wanna come? And just as suddenly, shes back. Serena It's ok. You're stronger than me, alright. She's at that 'Kiss On The Lips' party, you know. With strings attached. You tell them.". You may have won over B for now but we still think youre hiding something. Concierge Well, he claims he found your cell phone. And just as suddenly she's back. And if she did know you I think she would really like you. [INT - THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan is standing at the reception talking to the Concierge who is holding Serena's cell phone]. Serena And if you get a drink they are also serving pigs. A recap of "Gossip Gone, Girl," the season one finale, episode 12, of the new Gossip Girl, streaming on HBO Max. And you're kinda not invited. Blair knows that being a good friend means being genuine and telling the truth. Some people may see what was there all along. Don't you wanna go say hey? RELATED:5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him). RELATED:5 Times Blair and Serena Were Good Friends On Gossip Girl (& 5 Times They Were Horrible). However,their loyalty runs deep and thefriends always stick by each other's side. Serena Yeah, but none of them mentioned you. Erik Really? Nice to meet you. Chuck And yet you know I'm right. Judge. Unburdening. You may have won over B for now but we still think you're hiding something. Gossip Girl: 10 Blair Quotes That Prove She Was The Smartest, 5 Times Blair and Serena Were Good Friends On Gossip Girl (& 5 Times They Were Horrible), 5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him), 10 Best Chuck & Blair Gossip Girl Relationship Episodes, Big Bang Theory Secretly Hinted At Paiges Dark Young Sheldon Future, One Big Bang Theory Main Character Was Only Meant To Be A Guest Role, The Conners Just Made Jackies Andy Retcon Even More Confusing. Gossip Girl : Couture and canape are just another Saturday night until you add a mask. Go, I'm gonna be fine. GG Monologue. O Brother, Where Bart Thou? [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Serena and Blair are sitting at the bar, Blair is drinking a Martini]. Jenny Well, you know, she is actually nice. XOXO, Press J to jump to the feed. I'm waiting for that moment when I break. Suitable for: PG 16. Blair I think that's a good idea. Sweatshops could learn a thing or two. Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. Its just allergies. Blair I knew it! "People do have power over us even after they're gone". Gossip Girl: The French revolution had cake. And I can be proud of who I am. Chuck I heard you didn't do that anymore. This monologue is extremely self-aware. Nate Blair, come on, are you really gonna kick her out? And whether theyre sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. Gossip Girl: Whats the difference between gossip and scandal? So glad you asked, UESForever. . You made it. Sarah Brown from "Guys and Dolls" - The Devil. Serena even slept with Blair's boyfriend twice, and Blair still managed to forgive him. More Schemes. Where the only thing bazaar are the donated items for sale. Especially if its the middle one. If you don't want to do anything that's cool. Gossip Girl: I bet youre wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. Season one is split into two parts: Part One and Part Two, each having six episodes. Serena Uhm, from last night, right? [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations] Jenny Thanks. Dan Serena, I'd like you to meet Rufus Humphrey. Thing With The Teeth Around My Thigh, Like Silas. Rufus And her judgment is always sound, right? Jenny, if you wanna go to that party you should go. Jenny: It's Juliet. Blair has some mean quotes on Gossip Girl, whether she's got a comeback ready or is insulting someone. [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations], [Serena walks up to them, eating a yoghurt]. GG: Spotted: Chuck Bass losing something no one knew he had to begin with. 2. 13. Blair: Thanks, mom. Sererna: Chuck, don't you ever touch her again! AMY I don't know. There's a lot of mixed messages inGossip Girl, as the show thrived on chaos and controversy. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. And when she started her monologue i didn't realize it was like a moment.. it felt so random and out of place. The ends are dry. Her time at Gigantic Studios increased her love for film production, but she will always be a television fanatic above all. I miss you. It's Been A While Since My Last Confession. I think it may be for the best. Chuck Last year the Sheperd wedding think I don't know why you left town? So, uhm, sensible tortured soul boy is actually kind of superficial. That we're just gonna end up like our parents? Nate Yes, I do. Wonder whos going down next? I figured my work was done. Dan Eh, yeah, hi, nice to meet you Misses van der Woodsen. Chuck Ok, I am sorry. She shares her realization with Chuck Bass, who doesn't enjoy hearing this, and proves to fans that she's intelligent in the process. Rufus Serena van der Woodsen. That's the way things are supposed to be. The CW. [INT LIMOUSINE - Blair, Nate, Chuck, Isabel and Katy are laughing and drinking champagne], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan enters and sees Serena standing on the gallery, they look at each other and smile], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck, Isabel and Katy are standing at the bar, Chuck spots Jenny in the crowd]. It's clear that both characters have behaved badly and hurt each other. It's harder to make than it looks, the good trash. What we're entitled to is a trust fund maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem. "There were definitely trepidations in . 1. Rufus Yeah, from Chanterlane to Paris until you switched up rock stars for billionaires. Washed up band, crappy so-called 'art gallery'. as promised. Dan: How many times do I have to tell you? The characterswere closer with their friends than their own families, proving that family has little to do with blood. But in order to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. I looked all over the dining hall for you. Skeeter Skeetch - assistant to Bula at the paper. It's true that the characters have more wealth and privilege than most, but they're still nervous about college acceptance letters. But I would like to check out west. Blair: I love you. Erik Must be a lot of rumour why you're back. Ages of the actors: Teens up to to fifties, depending on the monologue. Series 1: 1. I'm cooking. Jenny A fashion emergency. Imposing. Whyd she return? I have to meet Nate. Dan No, it's my sister. Keep that in mind. MONOLOGUES FOR GIRLS One Sunday Afternoon by James Hagan [This lovely, if somewhat sentimental play, written in 1930, is about young love in a small Midwestern town. What people want is to spend a week or two in a cabin in the woods, with screens on the windows. You're telling me if you had the chance Chuck You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal. GG: Looks like Chuck and Blair showed up with quite an appetite. But everyone knows Serena. Including outstanding monologues for teens, teen actors, teen characters, teen roles, and teenagers interested in plays, auditions, and the performing arts. And for those few who arent legacies, the pressures are no less. It looks like the battle between the Queen B and Little J has moved from the streets to the blogs. 'Cause I had a great day: A couple of pills, bunch of Rorschach tests they had this green jelly for lunch. XOXO. If you want to chat about the TV show Gossip Girl then you're in the right place. [INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley]. Jenny You're going out with Serena and I'm going to 'Kiss On The Lips'. Jenny One of the girls in my art class saw my calligraphy and she said that if I addressed all the invitations that I got one. Jenny It's called the 'Kiss On The Lips' party. Or is it all just part of the act? But the first day of 6th grade changed us both. Don't forget: I know everything! Oh, and dad's at the gallery working late. Ah, maybe I should have worn my loafers then and dress down a little bit. Always have, always will. While it might not be healthy, their betrayals exemplify that Blair and Serena can get through anything. Dan What? Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girls Thanksgiving tradition, Im trading my laptop for Stovetop. [Chuck tries to kiss Serena, she pushes him away], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate are having sex, Serena is gasping loudly], [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair pushes Nate away]. No expenseor reputationis spared. The characters all should have ended up in jail much moreoften than they actually did, and some of their actionswould be unforgivable in today's world. Surrendered My Virtue To A Self-Absorbed Ass. Hear me, you gamblers! No one knows Gossip Girl 's identity, but everyone in this . For better. Even if it was her fault. It clashes with my sofa. We need your help. Since until 12 hours ago everyone thought you were at boarding school. I overreacted you say it's in the past, it's in the past. And its wearing kneesocks. Or can these two hotties work it out? XOXO Gossip Girl. More accurately, new Gossip Girl is a show that . Spring Break is done and Im starved for a dish. Dartmouth is far enough away for her. You know my mom: If it's not broke, break it. Until next time. Since The Met's not gonna be happy. She was this outgoing social butterfly Eleanor Blair. Things always turn up. Gossip Girl: And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn. Blairmakes the interesting point that Dr. Krueger isn't necessarily smart because he has several degrees. Not in business or if your family is depending on you. No food or drink 12 hours prior, wear comfortable clothing, and make sure your affairs are in order. ], [Dan gets another text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 25, 2007, 9:15:44 PM, 911, 4 REAL PLEASE. RELATED: The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl. Transcripts. Despite all of the horrible things they did to each other,they were still able to forgive each otherand proved that they really do see each other as a family at the end of the day. GG: Watch out, S. Just because you finally tell the truth doesnt mean there wont be consequences. He left money for dinner, so I was thinking Indian. This included a lot of "nonchalant fashion," which he described as "having that 'I've traveled to Europe' vibe." GG: Spotted fleeing dessert: S and Lonely Boy. More Secrets. I was just boarding school it's like Blair I don't even know why you went to boarding school to begin with. Serena What about I just get a bit to eat. Who are you anyway? planetclaireTV has been around in one form or another since 1999, offering a variety of quotes, quips, bon mots and assorted nonsense. [Serena notices Jenny and shakes her hand] Serena Oh, hi, I'm Serena. If you're in your 40's, don't choose a monologue for a young ingenue. Blair gives great advice, even if she can't always take it herself, and when she's commenting on the chaos of her life or standing up for herself, Blair showsGossip Girlfans that she's always intelligent. Rufus Well, you are in my dreams, Lily and one of them particular occurs finding you in the back of a Nine Inch Nails bus with your shoes in your earrings and Trent Reznor oh, that happened! We're The Non-Judging Breakfast Club. Gossip Girl: Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clocks ticking. Eleanor And put some product in your hair. GG: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, in the face of this company, to watch this man and this woman totally F things up. You were like my sister and with our families we need each other. Gossip Girl: You didnt hear it from us, but in every girls life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. Enjoy the show! GG: Honesty may be the best policy in some ZIP codes, but not in this one. Blair decides to be honest with Serena, letting her know that it's impossible for Blair not to feel a bit happy and vindicated, even though she doesn't want Serena to be in pain. Especially if it's the middle one. 2x25 when she tells Chuck she loves him so much it consumes her, it's peak acting moment from Leighton. GG: Doesnt Chuck know a party isnt a party until someone crashes? Katy: My god, you'll never believe what's on 'Gossip Girl'. Hope that wasnt the wrong answer, S. This test doesnt grade on a curve. I was this shy sweet girl who talked to the people I knew. Lily Well, this party would have been the perfect opportunity for you to announce your return but I guess I'll just keep the dress for myself. Gossip Girl Season 1, Episode 9 Soundtrack. 10. You know you love me. Go home and study, b. When they ended up in a fight and stopped talking, it was obvious how much they missed each other. Humiliated, party of one. NEED YOU, J. [Serena pushes Chuck]. Taxi Driver Hey, watch were you're going! [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - JENNY'S ROOM - Jenny is sitting at the sewing machine, Dan enters]. I'm sorry about that. In the season 1 episode"Desperate Seeking Serena," Blair thinks that Nelly Yuki will get into Yale instead of her. Blair: Don't be nervous, he's gonna love it. Jenny Yeah, but mom's gone and dad's allergic to department stores. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'. Howie What? Jenny So, you said you wanted to talk. Theyre made. XOXO Gossip Girl. Thats the secret Ill never tell. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'. You know, maybe USC, UCLA? You will find that the monologues listed here are a good mash up of both comedy and drama monologue pieces. Serena Hey, here you guys are. Eleanor: Blair, if you're gonna to wear one of my designs tell me about it so we can at least get it properly fitted. Where does the dethroned royalty vacation these days? Dan: It . Uhm, your mom told me you guys are staying here at The Palace. [Rufus takes a look around the station and finds his son and daughter, he walks up and hugs them]. GG: Spotted: Blair and Chuck reunited to defend Serenas honor. You and Blair have been dating forever, all of a sudden there is a problem? And for the next 16 hours the only thing Im dishing is seconds. Now that your wife left you? [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair is looking at herself in a full-length mirror, she's wearing a brown dress, Eleanor enters]. And I would be, like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?". ', she leaves the bathroom and rejoins a party, her mother, Eleanor, is talking to a friend].